I’ve com the to the realization that my headcanon Peter Walter I ‘s face is Tulio
ready for some science
thinkin bout the science
no sleep just science
rabBIT I SWEAR TO GOD
12-year-old girl: I don't want kids when I grow up.
Society: You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
16-year-old girl: I'm pregnant.
Society: How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
20-year-old woman: I'm a single mother with an infant son.
Society: You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
33-year-old woman: I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
Society: You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
45-year-old woman: I just had my first child.
Society: Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
60-year-old woman: I haven't had any children.
Society: Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.
Arctic Fox Appreciation Post!
Musicals: Quick Versions
Les Miserables: Ex-criminal can't catch a fucking break. Crazy cop can't handle multi-dimensional personalities. Boring love interest remains everyone's least favorite character. Everyone you love dies.
The Phantom of the Opera: Overly dramatic opera singer is caught between a dick boyfriend and a serious case of Stockholm syndrome.
Wicked: Misunderstood loner chick tries to help people and everyone fucks her over anyway.
West Side Story: Romeo and Juliet with really tame gangs and sassy Puerto Ricans.
Grease: If your asshole love interest doesn't like your personality, change everything about yourself.
Rent: AIDS sucks.
Cats: Freaky looking cats. That's it. There's literally no plot.
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.
Super subtitles that are far from natural
[hisses at lucifer]
Could you say that they’re *puts on glasses* Supernatural
My phone autocorrected shingeki to Seinfeld goodbye